1. Egg nog or hot chocolate? Whusky man! Fucking Egg Nog...!

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? He wraps them in foreign newspapers and ties them up with string

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? White, non-flashing, non-moving.

4. Do you hang mistletoe? I have no idea what it looks like or where one would procure said leafage. So no.

5. When do you put your decorations up? At the last fucking minute.

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? Those honey roasted cashews from Marks n Sparks

7. Favorite holiday memory as a child? Drinking Advocat

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? What d'ye mean? Is he gay or something?

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Not for years

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree? Lots of old baubles, collected over the years, nearly all gifts from relatives and friends...each one tells a story...i can't believe i'm writing this.

11. Snow: love it or hate it? The dogs love it.

12. Can you ice skate? Nope.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift? Action Man!

14. What’s the most important thing about the holidays for you? Seeing my friends.

15. What is your favorite holiday dessert? Sherry Trifle.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Playing games

17. What tops your tree? This year it's a tin star

18. Which do you prefer, giving or receiving? I'm very flexible in that respect.

19. What is your favorite Christmas song? Darlene Love's Baby Please Come Home

20. Candy canes? In Scotland? Not Really. I'll make do with a tin of Moffat Balls.

21. Favorite Christmas movie? White Christmas. All together "We'll follow the old man where ever he wants to go..."

22. What do you leave for Santa? Whusky!

Quiz courtesy of Pigtown