These Paisley breeks are for sale on Ebay in the UK this week. Obviously inspired by the true blue WASP outfitters Lilly Pulitzer but filtered through the bright eyes of Ralph Lauren’s design teams, these are sadly to short for Ol’ Cyclo, whose towering 6 foot 4 inches requires a 34” inseam. No matter – some shorter gadabout can desport these beauties around the streets of grim old Blighty, bringing cheer and jeers in equal measure, much as Ol’ Cyclo does on a regular basis.