Given how wrong I've been about the early onset of spring (there's several inches of snow here today already and it's only noon) here's a little something to remind us all of summer,
NANTES, France - Close to 200 prisoners will cycle around France next month, watched by scores of guards on bicycles, in the first penal version of the Tour de France, authorities said Monday.
...and it doesn't! At what point did some film producer say to himself "I know what the world wants....a porno musical! It's a sure fire winner!" The only good thing about this filmic atrocity is the prescence of 1970's skud mag superstar Suzy Mandel, a pert breasted Benny Hill Show alumnis.